I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
tell me about the eggs
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
