Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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