It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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