Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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