are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
now i know why i became what i already was.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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