first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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