CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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