its not stalking. its research.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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