did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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