don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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