and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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