i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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