She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
