You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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