Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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