She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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