My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Randomize
