Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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