I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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