he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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