My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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