Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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