The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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