Dual....:-)
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i love accidental penises.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize