Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
