I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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