thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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