Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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