ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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