yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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