Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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