found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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