VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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