The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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