Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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