Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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