What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
