I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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