Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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