as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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