come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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