i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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