Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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