waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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