Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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