everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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