; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize