No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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