I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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