Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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