Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We need to rekindle our bromance
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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