Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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