Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
